Top 10 things not to say on your first date

1. I've watched this movie with my ex.

2. My ex and I use to come here all of the time.

3. On the phone (if you are a man) I will be home by 10 mum

4. Can I have a doggy bag to take with me (when you are in a restaurant)

5. My dad/mum wants me to be home by nine

6. Come and meet my parents

7. I have never felt better since taking Prozac

8. I have had 10 lovers how many have you had?

9. I only split with my boyfriend/girlfriend last week

10. Do you mind getting the bill? I am broke (if you are a man)