A poor chat up / pick up line
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be
cumming too!" Never!
"
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have
yours?"
A poor chat up / pick up line
"Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one
side and says he can't get to the other side
because he will go glub glub glub.)
Girll: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand" Never
Examples of Good chat up / pick up lines
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer
to your prayers."
"Is
there an airport nearby or is that my heart
taking off?"
"If
I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I
think I must be dying because I'm looking
at Heaven."
"Do
u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"
"I
know they say milk does a body good but damn,
how much have u been drinking?"
A poor chat up / pick up line
"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing
that pops up." Never
"If
I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U
and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on
my bedroom floor!"
"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
"If
it's true that we are what we eat, I could
be you by morning!"
"Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and
put them in your eyes."
"It
must be a day off in heaven for an angel like
you to be amongst us."
"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cos he's missing an angel!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her
I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want
to call your mother and thank her."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start."
"If
you were a tear in my eye I would not cry
for fear of losing you."
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