An ordinary man wanting to impress his date takes her to the hottest club in town. When they arrive, there is a line-up of twenty people. He thinks to himself, "We're well-dressed, hmm, lets see if I can impress my date by getting us in without having to wait in line.

Ordinary Man: (Walks up to the doorman and whispers with a lack of confidence) "Excuse me, Mr. Bouncer, can my date and I get in without having to wait in line?"

Airhead Bouncer: (Shouting) Are you on the VIP list?

Ordinary Man: (Whispers) Uh, no sir, I'm not.

Airhead Bouncer: (Shouting) I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to speak up, I can't hear you!

Ordinary Man: (Speaks up) No sir, I'm not on the list.

Airhead Bouncer: (Shouting) Sorry, I can't let you in. Get back in line!

Ordinary Man: But the line is now fifty people long.

Airhead Bouncer: (Shouting) Back away, this is my show! Get in line or leave!

Ordinary Man: (Blushes, takes his date's hand, and gets back in line).

Ordinary Man's Date: (Crosses arms, holds her head down and thinks to herself, Oh God, that was so embarrassing, I can't believe I'm with such a loser) Clifford, can you take me home please? I'm not feeling too well.

The Player: (Walks up to the doorman with confidence, nice smile, white teeth, and shakes bouncer's hand) Hey Bubba, how long is the line?

Airhead Bouncer: (Normal tone) You can walk right in buddy.

The Player: (Takes his date by the waist and escorts her in) Thanks Bubba.

The Player's Date: (Thinking to herself) Hmm, this guy is so much fun, I wonder what he's like in bed?

 

Power

"In this country, first jou get the money, then jou get the power, then jou get the women."
      - Tony Montana, in Scarface

Men and women are drawn to those who exude power, as there is something about the attribute that makes a person attractive. Just look at a celebrity like Tom cruise.

You'll notice how people -- both males and females -- want to be in his presence or show some kind of affiliation to him. The idea is that if they're seen around Tommy, they will automatically be regarded as powerful by association.

 

blow some smoke
 

Okay, you're not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, heck you're not even Charlie Sheen. So how do you impress your date? Take her to the hottest club and get in without waiting in line or pay the cover charge?

The plan is to take your date out to a nice restaurant and then, if you feel the date is going in a good d-erection, then you can invite her for a cocktail at your favorite club.

Once you arrive, you want to be able to walk straight up to the bouncer and have him invite you in without you having to ask. Once inside, you also want people to recognize you, and even have the owner or manager offer you a drink, on the house of course.

If you can achieve this, I can bet my uncle's toupee that your date will be extremely attracted to you and even open to the idea of a Shields nightcap.