Behind
Closed Doors
What does his pad say about
him?
As
we girls know your home can say a lot
about you, so what does his say about
him? Are you really prepared to find
out? Tell him you want to go back to
his place. He will be delighted to show
off his domain, his sacred place.
From
his taste in décor to the contents of
his refrigerator, your man's place can
tell you a lot about what kind of guy
he is. But do you know what his home
is really saying? I think not. Look
no further we bring you the low down
on what his home really says about him.
Mr
sophisticated
This man stands out from
all the rest and you can guarantee so
will his home. He likes everything in
it's rightful place, very well organised.
He likes the finer things in life and
has them donning his home, antiques,
fine art, glass and not to mention a
big leather sofa with nail trim.
He has bookshelves that hold books and
not little models (sound familiar?).
His furniture will be polished to perfection
and his floor is wooden with some very
well placed, expensive rugs. Does this
sound like your guy? Find out more....
The
ladies' man
This
is the man that is known as the smooth
operator by his friend and ex`s and
his home won't deceive his reputation.
If he doesn't have a home gym you will
certainly find an exercise bike and
a few hand weights.
He likes his mirrors, especially in
the bedroom and may even have one above
his bed. He will have photos of himself
(most often doing something active).
His place will have seduction written
all over it. Is he your guy? Find out
more....
The
mummy's boy
As
soon as you walk through the door you
will feel the presence of his mother
(even though she won't be there unless
she has popped in for a coffee). There
is more than likely a nice welcome mat
greeting you and the rest of the house
will be just as homely.
The
chances are his mother has helped with
the decor (chintz). there will photos
of her in every room. Is your bloke
still tied to his mother's apron strings?
Find out more...
One
of the lads
You will probably smell it before he
opens the door (unless he has made an
effort for your visit). His fridge will
be full of beer cans, he will have the
biggest TV screen you can buy, there
will be photos of him and his mates
all over the place. You can usually
spot this kind of guy before you get
to see his place but in case you can't
we will let you into his world. This
is one of the men that never grow up.
Would your man rather be out with the
lads?
The Ladies'
Man
This is the man that is known as the
smooth operator by his friend and ex`s
and his home won't deceive his reputation.
If he doesn't have a home gym you will
certainly find an exercise bike and
a few hand weights. He likes his mirrors,
especially in the bedroom and may even
have one above his bed. He will have
photos of himself (most often doing
something active). His place will have
seduction written all over it is he
your guy?
His Bedroom
The bed dominates the room. He has Satan
sheets and maybe a four poster bed.
He has every type and colour of silk
shirts with lots of expensive suits
hanging neatly in his wardrobe and the
door will be open so that he can show
off his great taste in clothes (even
if they are a bit loud this guy loves
his clothes). He has gold mirrors and
might have one on his ceiling above
his bed. We mustn't forget all his photos
of himself.
His Kitchen
This man likes to go the full hog in
his kitchen. There is all the right
ingredients to make the perfect romantic
meal, from all the top notch china to
the bottle of Champaign on ice. His
fridge is loaded with strawberries and
cream.
His
Bathroom
There is an abundant supply of scented
massage oils next to all his grooming
products in his bathroom cabinet. There
will be a box stuffed somewhere with
every type of condom you can buy along
with few playboy magazines.
The
verdict
If you are looking for a serious relationship
then stay well clear of this guy. But
on the other hand if you are young and
are just looking for a bit of fun then
he is your ideal man. His answering
machine is always a good give away that
he is up to no good. if he has lots
of messages then he is to popular or
if he won't listen to them in front
of you he has something to hide (another
girlfriend perhaps). If it is fun you
are after then this guy will give you
the time of your life and he is a master
under the sheets (he is a perfectionist
on performance). If you don`t want your
heart broken then don`t even go there.
Mummy's
Boy
As soon as you walk through the door you will
feel the presence of his mother (even though
she won't be there unless she has popped in
for a coffee). There is more than likely a nice
welcome mat greeting you and the rest of the
house will be just as homely.
The
chances are his mother has helped with the
decor (chintz). there will photos of her
in every room. Is your bloke still tied
to his mother's apron strings?
His
Bedroom
The twilight zone doesn't have a look in.
Flowered curtains, frilly pillows and duvet,
large, dark furniture this bedroom couldn't
get any worse. Think again he has a picture
of his mother on his bedside table. Run,
run.
His
Kitchen
Labelled boxes of mother's home cooking
fill the fridge. He has matching apron,
oven gloves, and tea towels. He has all
the place mats and coasters that you will
find in any women's kitchen and not to mention
all those cook books his mother gave him
(not that she gives him a chance to doing
any cooking).
His
Bathroom
His mother has definitely done the decor
here. Shell wallpaper, matching towels,
bath mat, shower curtain and a toilet seat
cover (please). He will have little cute
soap dishes and even cuter soap.
The
verdict
This guy is very romantic, is overly sensitive
and will always be loyal. But can this a
lone be enough to build a relationship.
I don`t think so. He's perfect for you if
you want someone who will devote himself
to you. But if you'd rather be with a man
that is more of an adventurer then your
with the wrong person. There will also be
the dreaded meeting with the mother. How
on earth can you compete? This type of guy
will never change and unless you are wanting
to settle down, have kids set up the perfect
home with the perfect husband and be the
perfect wife, it ain`t fair on either of
you to keep this relationship going.
One
of the lads
You will probably smell it before he opens the
door (unless he has made an effort for your
visit). His fridge will be full of beer cans,
he will have the biggest TV screen you can bet,
there will be photos of him and his mates all
over the place. You can usually spot this kind
of guy before you get to see his place but in
case you can't we will let you into his world.
Would your man rather be out with the lads?
His
Bedroom
This man has not seen the carpet since
the day he moved in. His clothes are piled
high in the corner and mould is starting
to form on the bottom ones. (He'd rather
buy new then wash them). There are posters
of half naked women all over his walls.
His
Kitchen
You don't even want to go there. The bin
is flowing with pizza boxes, the dishes
are practically touching the ceiling and
the fridge is full of last nights take away
and half empty beer cans.
His
Bathroom
The toilet seat is always up. You would
have to disinfect it before you even thought
of using it. There is toothpaste all over
the sink and something has moved into the
shower. You will find car magazines, playboy
under the sink.
The
verdict
This guy doesn't know the meaning of responsibility
(even though he is 30) it will take a very
dominant women to clean this guy's act up.
If it is a casual fling you want where you
meet up once a week then he is your man
(as long as it doesn't collide with the
footie match). This man hasn't learnt to
grow up yet and still acts like a child
and sooner or later he is going to have
to grow up. But if you can put up with his
habits, his booze, and his friends then
you are a brave woman.
Mr
sophisticated
This man stands
out from all the rest and you can guarantee
so will his home. He likes everything in it's
rightful place, very well organised.
He likes the
finer things in life and has them donning his
home, antiques, fine art, glass and not to mention
a big leather sofa with nail trim.
He
has bookshelves that hold books and not little
models (sound familiar?). His furniture will
be polished to perfection and his floor is wooden
with some very well placed, expensive rugs.
Does this sound like your guy?
His
Bedroom
His bedroom is very minimalist, with the
right amount of furniture (all expensive
and all hand calved of course). His many,
many suits are hung according to colour
and cut, a long with his many ties and
cuff links all neatly stored in there
right place. A biography or two won't
be out of place on his bedside table.
His
Kitchen
The only kitchen right for this man would
be stainless steel and there will be plenty
of it. To match will be all the top-of-the-range
appliances. This kitchen is almost to
good to believe (so is the man) it is
immaculate and like the rest of this home
everything is in it's own place. This
man likes all the finer things in life
especially his food and drink, there is
no take away boxes in his fridge unless
you count the sushi. His fridge is loaded
with fruits, vegetables, sauces of every
kind, mineral water and a good bottle
of wine.
His
Bathroom
His bathroom boasts a beautiful iron claw-foot
tub (antique of course). His towels are
co-ordinated and very soft and neatly
hanged on a chrome towel rail. His electric
shaver is attached to the wall with a
large chrome mirror.
The
verdict
If you're into art and the finer things
in life then this is the man for you.
But like they say opposites attract. Maybe
this guy needs someone that is a bit reckless,
someone to help him let his hair down
and relax for a while. You can be good
for each other if you have different lifestyles.
All you need is to find a level where
you can both teach each other your way
of life. The sophisticated man is definitely
a great catch and if you can both conform
to each others life you could be a perfect
match.
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