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A
"Wise King" devised a contest to see
who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.
The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted
room. Each of her four suitors were put in one
corner of the room with a small box to stand on.
The first one to touch the Princess hand would
be the winner and become the new King. The rules
of the test were that the contestants could not
walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet,
or hang from anything; nor could they use anything
but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy,
nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles
etc). One suitor figured out a way and married
the Princess and became the new King. How did
he figure it out?
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A lawyer
opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When
the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer,
look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he
whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you
make me sick," retorted the officer. "You're
so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh
my gosh...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing
the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's
my Rolex???!!!!"
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