Christmas Jokes

1) What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet

2) What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snow flakes

3) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite

4) What did the big cracker say to the little cracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than yours

5) Who is never hungry at Christmas?
Answer: The turkey- its always stuffed

6) Whats the best thing to put in a Christmas cake?
Answer: Your Teeth

7) Why is a turkey a fashionable bird?
Answer: Because he always appeared well dressed for dinner

8) How do you make an apple puff?
Answer: Chase it down the road